Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.

I just read BBC news online and I came across a new survey which has been done in the UK.
It basically doesn't give us any exciting new information other than that men lie more than women.
We all know men do not feel as guilty about lying as women do! Dahhhh!
But let's find out what the Top Ten lies of men are:

1. I didn't have that much too drink
2. Nothing is wrong, I am fine.
3. I had no signal.
4. It wasn't that expensive
5. I am on my way
6. I am stuck on traffic
7. No, your bum doesn't look big in that
8. Sorry, I missed your call
9. You have lost weight
10. It's just what I have always wanted

My advise let them lie! But don't feel guilty yourself about lying as long as your lie is a white lie!
Truth is beautiful, without doubt; but so are lies.

Wednesday, May 12, 2010

Chanel Cruise Collection 2011

It' s a sunny beautiful day. Vanessa Paradis and Diane Kruger enjoy a glass of Champagne at the harbor of Saint Tropez. Whilst stunning models walk along presenting Monsieur Karl's new sensational Beach Wear Collection'11.
The colors are smooth, bikinis are girly and as it seems the 70s are back.
The collection reminds me of Jane Birkin in 'La Piscine'.

Congrats Karl! You don't seem lost anymore and your fashion is starting to look very Parisienne/French again instead of very opulent Russian.
(http://www.chanel-news.com)




Monday, May 10, 2010

Check this out if you live in Spore and in desperate need for a facial or massage!


Guys, I found the best website ever!
If you live in Singapore and you are looking for a cheap but excellent facial or massage go and check this website out http://www.icompare.sg.
It's worth it! But remember it's only first trial offers.
Have fun getting pampered!

Tuesday, May 4, 2010

NO NO NO!!!

It's a new month and I have the urge to be mean!
Let's talk about this week's NO NO's!


Heidi you look horrendous! Maybe all of your 20 hairdryers are kaputt or you were too busy with Seal in the shower and forgot about the time. We all know how busy you are!


Kristen fire your stylist! I know you are very young and for some reason I cannot picture you in a Chanel boutique but you look trashy on the red carpet! (This is not the first time!)
And my dear hero Karl what were you thinking? I assume you have a creative crisis you may be forgiven!


Naomi 'Shut up'! How old are you? Blaming your mommy for all your anger issues. I know you will never grow up at least not for the next 15 years. Too much fame, too much money, too much attention is unhealthy for a women like you.

Wednesday, April 28, 2010

Sorry, we cannot hire you! You have blood type B!


We get asked all sort of questions at job interviews and we just try to sell ourselves as best as we can!
We secretly know that there is nearly always an attempt of discrimination going on whether it is your skin color, your age, your relationship status or your gender.
In Japan it's on a whole different level. You will get asked what blood type you are!?!
I have been intrigued by the Japanese culture since a long time unfortunately I have not been to Japan yet but I studied Kumon. (Japanese method of learning mathematics)

What happens if you have blood type A? In Japan a person with blood group A is said to be dependable and self sacrificing.
Blood group 0 are people who are confident and decisive.
Blood group AB are logical and distant.
Blood group B are selfish.

Hmm, I guess if I ever have an interview at a Japanese company I will just tell them I am blood type 0. (Anything but B!)

Tuesday, April 27, 2010

Greece=Junk



Greek bonds are rated as 'junk' by the agencies. Some banks do not even invest into junk bonds.
I have been talking to Greek people and most of them actually agreed with me! If we save Greece the money will just be given to the same careless and stinking people. Also Germany does not have the luxury to just give 45 billion Euros away. The Germans are hugely in debt, it is guessed that in 2013 Germany's debt might be over 2 trillion Euros.

How will Greece pay the money back? A corrupt government which faked itself into the EU?
What is going to happen to Italy, Spain, Ireland and Portugal? It's just a matter of time until they will ask for loans.

People in most parts in the world do not get unemployment benefits or medical care. How do they survive? Well they just do! Life is tough!

It is time to wake up for Greece and reform itself.

Wednesday, April 21, 2010

Poor Swedish girls...



Madeleine and Elin don't run away! Please, tell us what's going on in your love lives!?!
Maybe it's not our business but we already know when you were born, where you have your favorite coffee and where you live and love. So, forget about Privacy Rule because the world is curious about the fact why you are hiding.
We already know about Tiger behaving like a tiger and Jonas probably follows the same pattern.

Girls stop running away and face the truth about your tigers, forgive them (after you kicked their butts and crashed their favorite car) and start dating penguins.